Room 420, Saturday morning

[revengenotebook]

Paris bolted upright from his bed and reached for the weapon he absolutely wasn't wearing.

"Where am I?" he demanded in a British accent that totally made sense for a guy from Troy shhhhhhh, it did. Shhhhh. "What foul sorcery brought me here?"

It was probably Achilles' fault. Most things were.

[OOC: So open!]

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[in_sidon_we_trust]

"Oh!" said Sidon, positively beaming with delight for the opportunity to divulge knowledge on such an incredible thing. "Why, pizza is this absolutely wonderful local,"--by local, he meant Earth, of course--"delicacy that consists of a flattened bread topped with a tomato sauce, cheese, and a boundless plethora of other things! Perhaps we may venture out into the town to one of the many fine dining establishments that serve such a dish, or we may even have one delivered right to this very door if you prefer! Either way, you simple must try it, it is marvelous!"

[revengenotebook]

"It doesn't sound all that bad," Paris allowed.

[in_sidon_we_trust]

"Excellent, then!" said Sidon with another excited pump of his fist and an open-armed gesture. "I will order us some! Or, if you prefer, we can trek out to see some of this fair island. It's much nicer this time of year, as the weather starts to warm, and I've been away for well over a week, it'll be good to get out again! There is an awful lot to be said about the convenience of delivery, though, and they always show up with significantly more than you order!"

[revengenotebook]

"Perhaps a walk later," Paris said. "I am not feeling quite myself right now."

[in_sidon_we_trust]

"Well, yes, of course," said Sidon with incredibly enthusiastic understanding. "And it's still quite early, besides. But whenever you do feel up to the journey, I assure you, I will be honored to be your guide! And if there's anything else you may need in the meantime, please, do no hesitate to ask!"

He was, if anything, an incredibly helpful not-Kraken.

[revengenotebook]

"I will, my fine...friend," Paris settled on. "What was your name again?"

He'd forgotten to ask with all of the panic and yelling.

[in_sidon_we_trust]

You mean...Sidon got to do his introduction again?

Oh, he liked you, Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughkraken! Or...possibly...he went by Paris, as well, it sounded like? Perhaps he should go with that; it rolled a bit easier off the tounge than Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughkraken.

"I am Sidon!" he offered, brightly, going in for another pump of his fist, another brilliant, dazzling, oh-so-toothy smile. "The Zora Prince, of course!"

[revengenotebook]

"I am a prince too!" Paris said, smiling. "I'm a Prince of Troy."