"Oh!" said Sidon, positively beaming with delight for the opportunity to divulge knowledge on such an incredible thing. "Why, pizza is this absolutely wonderful local,"--by local, he meant Earth, of course--"delicacy that consists of a flattened bread topped with a tomato sauce, cheese, and a boundless plethora of other things! Perhaps we may venture out into the town to one of the many fine dining establishments that serve such a dish, or we may even have one delivered right to this very door if you prefer! Either way, you simple must try it, it is marvelous!"